Wednesday, January 12, 2011
Bragging Rights
So this morning I actually got to brag about my boyfriend to my Starbucks girl as I was picking up my Venti Caramel Mach.!
You see, this is a big fete for me as I am usually having to cover up for my ex-boyfriends. For example,
Cover up: he wrecked my car when a deer jumped out in front of him. Truth: he stole my car and was drinking and driving and hit a fence post.
Cover up: he got laid off because they just don't have enough work, Truth: he got fired because of his bad attitude.
Cover up: he had to take Benadryl because of his allergies that is why he fell asleep in the middle of dinner, Truth: he is high off of prescription medications that he smokes and is addicted to.
Cover up: I forgot to pay my storage unit four months in a row that is why they sent me to collections, Truth: I was giving him money to go down and pay them every month and he has been pocketing it, I just found out that it wasn't paid.
So this morning my amazing boyfriend (who was not any of the previous guys obviously) had today off. Usually he has to get up at 4:15 am for work but today he didn't have to work and he was excited to sleep in. Last night it snowed a few inches so he got up out of bed this morning before I had to go to work and cleared all the snow off my car so that I didn't have to do it!! He is so great and I am so lucky that I finally have a man in my life that I get to brag about not cover for!!
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